butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
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