it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
It's Friday. Sex?
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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