idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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