Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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