Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
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