He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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