just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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