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say what?
wanna hang out?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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