Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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