its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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