he thought i was a dude.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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