we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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