when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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