he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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