This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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