U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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