grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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