just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
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