doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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