The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Randomize