only if we run a train.
done.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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