I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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