I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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