i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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