dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Randomize
