GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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