dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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