Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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