Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Blood and glitter go together right?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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