i just had sex bonerless
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Randomize