Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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