They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Randomize
