I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
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