i permit you to call me
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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