I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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