I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
The ass gains better be worth it
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