I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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