i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
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All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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