Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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