Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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