One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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