I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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