im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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