Whod you bang
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
it glows. i had to have it.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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