In the future we'll all be gay
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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