He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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