Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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