I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
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