I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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