I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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