Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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