i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
