im drinking this country out of the recession.
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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